I spent my summer in Thailand meaning I missed a decent chunk of the
season for the first time in over 10 years. A link with my team, no matter how
tenuous, was for a temporary exile like me an oasis in a personal County desert.
Hopefully what has been my desperate attempt to get my ‘fix’ will make for an
entertaining, if not a little epic, read.
Firstly a brief insight into how I found myself in the small town of
Takhli in Nakhon Sawan province, central Thailand. Back in the real world I am
a year away from qualifying as a teacher. When offered the opportunity to spend
my summer teaching in Thailand, it was too good to turn down. I saw it as a great life experience and also
a decent ‘look-how-I-stand-out-from-the-other-applicants’ cherry on the top of
my CV. I applied, was accepted and a couple of weeks later was sat on a coach
being transferred to my hotel, trying to take in the craziness of Bangkok.
After an orientation process that lasted a few days I was taken to my school
located a couple of hours north of Bangkok.
When it dawned on me that I would be missing over a month of the season,
I knew I would have to take in some Thai football just to scratch the
inevitable itch. Thailand has two professional leagues, the Thai Premier League
and Division One both with 18 teams. Below that football is regionalised with
teams reapplying for entry into their respective leagues at the end of each
season. I looked for my nearest team and it turned out Chainat FC, a newly
promoted premiership team, were based in the neighbouring province and only a
20 minutes drive away. Taking a look at their website I discovered one-time
County player Michael Byrne was on their books, I remembered reading an article
about him as he was the first British born player to play in Thailand, but I
had to rack my brains to remember his County career.
In truth ‘one time County player’ is accurate in both senses of the
phrase. His County career wasn’t much to write home about (I am anyway), he was
largely a substitute and really did make only one appearance for the club
scoring the consolation goal in a 4-1 defeat away at Notts County. It turns out
since arriving in Thailand he has been a bit of a journeyman playing for 4
different clubs. I got in touch with him and he kindly agreed to answer a few
questions about his time at County and his move to Thailand. Before discussing
my personal Thai football experience I’ll refresh your memories about Michael
Byrne.
Michael Byrne
Byrne, originally from Ashton-under-Lyne, came through Bolton’s youth
system before being signed to County by Carlton Palmer in August 2003. He never
played under Palmer or his short-term successor John Hollins. It was under
Sammy McIlroy that he received his one and only County appearance.
“Sammy
Mac was good to work for, but I felt he was unfair with me having scored on my
debut, playing 90 minutes and I got MOM as well. The next week he said you’re
not even on the bench. They called me into the office on the day of game and
said I wasn't involved. I asked why and they said we need experience. I said
how can I get experience if you don't play me. No reply!”
Michael was eventually loaned out to Leigh
R.M.I where he also scored on his debut. On his return Sammy Mac released him
before being ‘released’ himself a few weeks later. Byrne played a couple of
seasons for Northwich Vics before making the move to South East Asia.
“An
agent contacted me and said he could get me a team here [Thailand] and would I
be interested? The money was really appealing and obviously the change in
culture and lifestyle was what I was intrigued about.”
Chainat FC is Byrne’s fourth Thai team and he
has continued the impressive record of scoring on his debut at every club he’s
been at.
“Yes
I’ve been very lucky scoring on all my debuts, maybe it's a confidence thing
I'm not sure.
I
remember my County goal well. When you play you can’t hear anything but the
ball hit the net. 2 seconds later I heard the roar of the fantastic away
support we had that day. I ran over jumped in to show my appreciation and
remember smelling a lot of booze hahahahaha.”
Former County favourite Andy Welsh is a good
friend of Byrne’s as they went to school together.
“Yes I
went to school with Welshy, he's my best mate, he's visited me in Thailand a
couple of times. I also keep in touch with James Spencer, Ash Williams and Mark
Robertson as well.”
So that is how a former County player ended up playing down the road
from where a County fan was staying half way around the world. With so many
schools in a country roughly four times the size of England, it really is quite
a coincidence that with only 36 professional football clubs I could end up
placed so close to his current team.
Thai Football
Grasping the tenuous link the County Gods had bestowed upon me with both
hands, I gently hinted to my hosts that it would be great for me to experience
a Thai football match. My Thai hosts have been the most hospitable and generous
strangers I have ever come across and of course a week later we were making our
way to The Khao Plong stadium in Chainat Province.
Rich hues of green stretched as far as they eye could see in either
direction as the road between my small town and our destination dissected the
paddy fields in this largely agricultural region. The verdant landscape and
bright blue skies overhead made me feel as if I was in ‘Nam circa 1969. As the
wind suddenly picked up, sending leaves spiralling across the road in front of
us, I half expected to look up and see helicopters descending upon us with the
opening refrains of The Ride of The Valkyries ringing out. I did look up and
saw rapidly darkening skies, the kind of rich black and blue sky that somehow
amplifies the golden light just before dusk and makes every colour seem so much
more vibrant. The kind of sky that in this neck of the woods, marks the
beginning of some spectacular rainfall.
At this time of year, the early
rainy season, heat and humidity continuously rises culminating in a pressure
releasing downpour that restarts the cycle. It can build for 3 or 4 days, some
days may be overcast although still very hot, others bring glorious blue skies
(although never clear, there is always a scattering of clouds). The outcome however
is always the same, an hour or so of heavy rainfall and then normal service
resumes.
As we arrived at the ground the sky had darkened to the point where even
the bright pink shirts worn by the Chainat fans were dulled. The rain began as
we left the car and didn’t let up until deep into the second half. We passed a long row of stalls selling the
amazing street food for which Thailand is famous and made our way towards a
small marquee that served as a ticket office. The 150 Baht admission price
(£3.12) allowed us entry into the stadium’s only covered stand.
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Away fans coach |
Next to the ticket tent was a merchandise tent that I perused while
lining up to buy our tickets. Chainat’s shirt is predominantly, what I think
they refer to as cerise, vivid pink to you and me. It has a gaudy hornbill bird
on the badge and I’m sure most football fashion connoisseurs would find it
flawed in almost every aspect. The team was only founded in 2009 and this shows
in a kit that has no tradition or history to take some much needed inspiration
from. Having said all of that I love it, largely because it reminded me of the
kits in the early Pro Evolution Games. I purchased one smiling to myself as I
imagined, in a parallel universe, Asian football fans buying the latest shirt
on their day trip to ‘The Theatre of Dreams’. That is what I’d become and I was
actually quite enjoying the experience.
The fact that at home the clothes I wear are generally large, but by
Thai standards I am XXL was slightly disappointing. Even more so when I
realised I was paying more for my XXL shirt than someone who could fit into a
large. At 570 Baht (£11.87) I couldn’t be too upset though and I began warming
to the idea of charging by the quantity of material used, I could just imagine
how it would go down at County.
We had just enough time to grab a beer in a plastic bag and made our way
into the ground. Now if you are picturing a few cans clinking in a plastic bag
remove that image from your mind, think beer emptied into plastic bag and you
have the idea. I’d experienced this already in Thailand with numerous soft
drinks, but drinking beer through a straw was certainly a new experience. This
seems to be standard practice with any drinks purchased from a stall. I guess
it means the stall holder can cash in on the empty glass bottles. Needless to say, beer in a bag with a scoop of
ice doesn’t really make for the most enjoyable pint, but to be fair it isn’t
much worse than the stuff they serve in the Cheadle End and I could at least
drink it in view of the pitch.
The Khao Plong stadium is small by Thai Premier League standards with a
capacity of only 5574. We had tickets for the one covered stand running the
length of the pitch and then there were also three uncovered stands about 6
rows deep around the rest of the ground. Walking in I immediately saw a ‘Byrne’
shirt, this one was worn by a young lad who was excitedly awaiting kick
off. It didn’t take me long to spot more
people sporting Byrne 23 on their backs, he was obviously a popular player and
I looked forward to seeing what he could do. As we chose our seats the two
teams came out onto the pitch, they lined up and the crowd stood for the King’s
anthem. As I scanned the line of players I realised Byrne was not starting,
never mind, I was looking forward to the game regardless.
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A slightly creepy face in the crowd. |
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Couldn't imagine Jim sporting a poncho. |
Chainat FC’s opponents were Thai Port FC a relatively small Bangkok
outfit dwarfed by a couple of bigger neighbouring teams in the capital city. Although fairly small they have a much more
illustrious history than Chainat having been founded way back in 1967 and
enjoying some success in the 60s and 70s. Both Chainat FC and Thai Port FC were
at the wrong end of the table sitting just outside of the relegation places
before kick off. Although only mid way through the season, it really was a bit
of a 6 pointer. The game kicked off and in spite of the torrential rain, both
teams passed the ball around surprisingly well and as the half progressed there
were more and more chances. Each chance was greeted by a shriek from a crowd
that contained a much larger proportion of female fans than we generally see in
the UK. A group of drummers at one end of the ground kept an incessant rhythm
going throughout the match, which kept the toes tapping and genuinely added to
the atmosphere. Although the game had attracted just under 2000 supporters the
noise levels were quite impressive; while many of the tunes were familiar I
unfortunately haven’t a clue what the chants were about. As the half drew to a close a combination of
poor finishing, brave keeping and some ill-timed slips left the game goalless.
Chainat had spurned the most promising chances and had largely dominated
proceedings, but Thai Port FC had come close from a couple of corners just
before the whistle and the break came just in time for Chainat who were
beginning to look a little jittery.
The smell of those amazing street food stalls hung on the air and drew
us out of the ground during the half time break. With a simple system involving
a stamp on the hand we were able to leave the ground, stock up on food and
drink and then re-enter in time to catch a glimpse of the elusive Michael Byrne
warming up on the pitch with the other substitutes before the second half
commenced.
As the game progressed I noticed how little contact the referees allowed
and as the yellow card tally rose and I lost count of the number of blatant
dives I had seen, I began to become a little frustrated with the constant
interruptions. The turning point in the
game came as a Chainat FC player conned the ref, theatrically diving on the
edge of the box, and in so doing earning a Thai Port player his second yellow
card of the game. Chainat took control from then on, soon taking the lead when
the keeper spilled a shot into the path of the grateful Chainat captain who
calmly slotted the ball away. The second came when a Thai Port player slid the
ball past his own keeper. Chainat tightened up at the back and the game played
out finishing with a 2-0 victory to the home side. There was no need for an
attacking midfielder when seeing the game out so Byrne stayed on the bench and
in keeping with his County career, he remained a player I never saw play.

In my opinion the football I saw was somewhere between League 1 and
League 2 level when compared to our game. There are some very skilful players,
but I think they would struggle with the physical side of the game in England. Byrne
tended to agree saying “I've
played in the two top teams in Thailand and for me the technical side is nicer
to watch then the football league, it's a less direct style of play which they
tend to use in the lower divisions at home. Obviously the physical side is a
big thing, but the league is very up and coming now and a lot of big names and
players who've played at a high level are coming over from all over Europe.
Give it another couple of years and it will be very high standard. For me the
influx of good foreign players and coaches has helped the Thais so much, I
don’t know if they think that but that's a major reason as to why the league
and the players have got stronger.”
I had enjoyed my experience at a Thai football game, I enjoyed seeing
how football is practised in another country. I enjoyed the differences without
the cynicism that I often view an English Premier League match with. I had seen
a different denomination of the same religion, the game was more or less the
same, the people were just as passionate, but the subtle differences had made
for a totally different experience. It had been a tourist attraction and I had willingly
become the archetypal day tripper.
Afterword
A week later I was surprised by my hosts as they decided we would return
to Chainat FC to see them face second in the league Chonburi FC. This time the
rain held off and the stadium was close to full, the atmosphere was electric
and I actually felt a bit of a buzz as the game kicked off.
In the first half Chainat FC gave as good as they got and were unlucky to go in 1-0 down. The 2nd
half was a bit of a disaster however and after a Chainat player was sent off
for kicking an opponent in the face, Chonburi grabbed a second. Michael Byrne
was finally brought on just in time to make a lung-busting run back to see the
ball slotted past him and the keeper for a third. He played very deep and was a
bit of a playmaker for Chainat breaking up play in a defensive midfielder role
and then carrying it forward and trying to make things happen. He looked a
decent player and used his strength advantage to good effect against the
diminutive Thais. However it was too little too late and the game ended 0-3 to
Chonburi FC.
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The elusive Michael Byrne. |
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Chonburi away fans packed in behind the goal. |